What is wrong with me, I can't even enjoy a kid's tour of a fire station.
"These are the jaws of life we use to cut open a car if you are in an accident and get trapped inside."
"This is what the fireman looks like in all his fire gear. So if there's a fire in your house and you are scared and hiding under the bed and you see him looking like this, don't be afraid. Don't run away from him, you need to go to him because he is there to help you."
Visions of my child in these situations dancing through my head...what fun.