Saben: "Mommy, when I turn 9 years old, I am going to use bad words"
Me: "um...where did you learn that Saben? Preschool?"
Saben: "No, its in a book, the boy uses bad words when his grandma is over"
Me: "In a library book?"
Saben: "No, one we have"
Me: I finally realize its in our book "Love you forever" (you know, the really sappy one where you would be embarassed to admit you still get tears in your eyes on the 20th time you've read it)
Saben: "I'm going to say lots of bad words when I am 9 years old, ok mommy?"