Saben: "Mommy, is Pooh Bear made out of poop?"
Mommy: "Uh no Saben"
Saben: "Why do they call him that then? What is he made of?"
Mommy: "Saben, your underwear looks dirty, did you have an accident earlier today and not tell me?"
Saben: "I didn't have an accident, I think these underwear are dirty from Christmas when we made Christmas cookies."