Saben is sitting on the toilet and starts to pick his nose.
Babysitter: Why don't you let me get you a tissue to wipe your nose Saben.
Saben: No, this is how Daddy does it!
Babysitter: Well let me get you a tissue to wipe your fingers on then
Saben: No! Daddy does it like this all the time! (proceeds to wipe his fingers off on his FEET)
For the record, Daddy does NOT always do that despite Saben's claims.