Roar

Reported: Jun 3 2008 9:45AM
Location: 1200 BLK DUPONT ST
Offense: SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCE
Case #: 08B20746

"Reporting party advised of dead calves in the back of a trailer at the above address. (C1) was contacted and advised that the calves are for his Lions and Tigers that he has at home. He has contracted with dairy farmers to supply stillborn calves for that purpose. I confirmed this information with Wildlife Officer, and he has obtained the proper permits needed. "

Ok, so if that's not funny enough, please understand that this location is in a residential neighborhood. Its like someone keeping tigers and lions in Ballard, or Fremont.

But the real kicker is that I was talking (if by talking you mean leaving crazy phone messages to alert her to the LIONS AND TIGERS in her neighborhood) to Kelley about it and she remebers this guy because apparently he walks around the neighborhood dressed normal except.....are you ready for this?

He wears a pretend TIGER TAIL hanging from his bum.